To avoid getting thrown into a dungeon, here's my answers to this week's Queen's Meme
It’s apparently my turn to be the expert, by answering what NOT to do in the following situations:
What NOT To Do when you’re.....
1. On a first date
Don't take them cow tipping.
Don't do anything, especially anything that seems like a good idea at the time.
3. In the shower
Singing may be okay, but don't dance.
4. At your ex’s wedding
Don't do a mime of being hung by a noose while their new spouse is saying 'I do'.
5. In jail
Don't roll three doubles or you'll have to go straight back there.
6. being stalked
Don't exchange phone numbers with your stalker.
7. Stuck to an igloo
Don't annoy the eskimos.
8. In sewing class
Don't play darts with the needles.
9. Asleep in a helium balloon
Don't spontaneously combust.
10. At a birthday party for twins
Don't give each one half the birthday gift.
11. On a nude beach
Don't fall asleep sunbathing.
12. At the opera
It's an easy mistake, but don't start a chant of "Oprah! Oprah! Oprah!" while you're waiting for the show to start. Also, the old saying's not always right, so don't go home just because the fat lady starts singing.
13. you’re falling in love
It's okay writing her name in the snow, but not if it's in yellow and with someone else's handwriting.
14. Low on gasoline in a bad part of town
Don't look at the level indicator.
15. Having a baby
Though doctors love practical jokes, resist the urge to hide three springy snakes in there to pop out at an opportune moment.
16. On fire
17. Lost at the mall
Don't try and follow the maps they have there. The longer you're stuck in the mall, the more money you might spend, so all the maps there are designed to make you get more lost. Would I lie to you?
18. At a single’s dance
Don't dance. That's just what they're expecting you to do.
19. Riding a bike on the Jersey Turnpike
20. Driving your significant other's car
Don't crash. Also don't adjust the driver seat or change the radio channel (if you do, then crash the car to cover up this heinous misdemeanour).
21. Being robbed at gunpoint
Don't ask the robber if it's a real gun?
23. Paying the hotel cashier
Don't pay in magic beans.
24. Buying lingerie
Don't get the wrong size or wrong colour or wrong design or even shop for it alone in the first place.
24. Commenting on a blog
Don't point out if the blogger's mistakenly used the same number for two questions.
25. In Queen Mimi's dungeon
Don't redecorate it.
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